Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Asians.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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