How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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