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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Boom.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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