Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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