Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Women's Rights

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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