Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Caitlyn.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Women's Rights

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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