What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

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