Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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I've got a boner

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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