Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Caitlyn.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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