Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What?

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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