What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Lacrosse

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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this site is funny.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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