- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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