- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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