How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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shut up kobe!

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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