- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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