- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

A baby seal walks into a club.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

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