What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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