What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

There was an american man on the way to work.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

what has genitial warts? me

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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