What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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