- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

How old is your mom Dead

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

THE GAME.

homosexuals are gay

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What's the deal with brown?

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