KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Anti Joke

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