- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Women's Rights.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Waffles ate my grandma

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Mitt Romney

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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