- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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