What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Caroline Kelly.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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