Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Justin Bieber.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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