- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

So a man is shopping on black Friday...

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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