Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Got milk? No.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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