What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Ted Haggard.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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