What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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