- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

to get to the other side.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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