A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Caca.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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