- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

My Nan, that is all.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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