- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Jews

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Christianity

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Sammi suck kyles chode

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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