- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

THE END.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

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