How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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