- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Homonyms should be band.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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