Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Guess what? Bananas

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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