- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What's an Anti Joke?

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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