A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Pain Olympics.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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all hail based mark

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