Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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