- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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