- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Women's Rights

i love to lick...

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Youre mom is so dead...

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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