What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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