Come on children, don't dawdle.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

He--Hey guys

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

what?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

willie revilame

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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