Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

guess what what that wasnt it

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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