Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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The NBA and womens sports

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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