- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Women's Rights

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

i love to lick...

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Youre mom is so dead...

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