Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

I just drank a cola.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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