tims sty:)

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Justin Beiber

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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