Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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