What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Anti Joke

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