what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

I dont have a girlfriend

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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