- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

I hate long jokes -_-

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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