womens rights

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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oooh look a banshee

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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