why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Where is my tractor?

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Ted Haggard.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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