Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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So you there Red?

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Sarah Palin

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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