Fat people.

Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

Justin Bieber

A. Hey.. B. Hi

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

A baby seal walks into a club...

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

To mamas so fat shes fat

how long has dibey got left like :)

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

if you read this you are gay

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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